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‘The Last of Us 2’ Trailer: A Beautiful, Horrible World for Ellie
We don’t deserve Naughty Dog.
‘The Division 2’ Gameplay Trailer: Washington D.C. is next (to save) on March 15, 2019
I’m all about this shit.
‘Gears 5’ Trailer: New Lead Protagonist, Same Old Chainsaw Crew
I don’t know, it’s Gears of War. It doesn’t seem to be doing anything necessarily new, but I’m sure it’ll be a competent and fleetingly enjoyable experience.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Time To Be A Hi-Tek Lo-Life in Night City
It’s been like five fucking years since the first inconsequential Cyberpunk 2077 trailer. And, what are we given for its follow-up? A delicious morsel, but, fuck, still a morsel!
‘Fallout 76’ Gameplay Trailer: Uh, Fuck, I Gotta Buy This Huh
Yeah, I don’t know what I was expecting from Fallout 76. But, I guess I didn’t expect it to look so goddamn Fallout. I’m, I’m in.
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‘Halo Infinite’ Trailer: Master Chief is back, again, okay, cool
Master Chief is back! I’m sort of excited! But, Master Chief is back in a title whose gameplay and release date are unknown! So, I’m also sort of frustrated!
OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #4 – Dr. Robotnik is a lazy delegator
We fucking vanquished Sonic Mania! Or rather, I did. While Bateman prattled on about the explosiveness of his uncomfortably short, but thick quadriceps muscles. He’s been fucking freeloading for a while, and if he’s not going to pop off his shirt and flex for us, well. I’m beginning to wonder what his fucking worth is. None the less, here’s the grand finale of our playthrough. Up next, motherfuckers? Streets of Rage.
