#January2012
Fox Affiliate Condemns DC Comics Relaunch Over Sex, Violence. Where You Folks Been?
A Fox affiliate has come out swinging over the totally tit-sational blood bath universe of DC comic books after its relaunch or something. Well uh, what the fuck. This has been a problem in comic books for….ever. Forever.
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Yesterday, Anonymous Dropped DoJ, RIAA, MPAA and More Offline.
Anonymous was a little bit cheesed about the U.S. Justice Department taking down popular website Megaupload.com the day after the internet went somewhere near dark to protest SOPA. In response they dropped the hammer on a considerable amount of impressively high-target websites.
‘The Hunger Games’ Pic Sports Katniss In Her Fire Dress. Eerie Teen Sexualization!
Want to see a picture of Katniss in her totally tantalizing and sexualized Fire Dress from The Hunger Games that is supposed to arouse while simultaneously being a bit creepy because she’s like 16 or whatever?
Hit the jump.
Trailer: ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Starring Leon & Chris? Apollo/Rocky GET
Holy balls. 2012 just got doper in the gaming circuit. Resident Evil Fucking 6, starring Leon *and* Chris? Holy shit. This is straight-up Rocky 3 wet-dream time. I can’t only hope it’s as homoerotic.
Chunks of Mars Crashed In Africa Last Year. THEY’RE AMONG US.
How inter(stellar) is this? While not the first time it occurred, chunks of Mars crashed in Africa last year. Providing us with delicious samples to extract obvious signs of life from. Muahahaha! Or they’ve launched a virus or multiple virii intent on taking us over. Infiltrating our science labs via single-celled organisms and…and…
DC Officially Unveils ‘Secret Identity’ Logos. Still Awful.
DC has officially unveiled the “Secret Identity” logos that were leaked earlier this week courtesy of trademark filings. Oh! Now it all makes sense. The logo is “peeling away” to reveal the character’s identity and..and..vomit.
Hit the jump to behold them.
Video: ‘Moves Like Batman’ Is Maroon 5 Parody That Justifies Levine’s Existence.
I’m not saying the only reason I would have watched The Voice is to see one of the mechanical chairs malfunction, catch fire, and morph into a cyborg that gnash Adam Levine into muck and bone marrow, but that’s the only reason I would have watched it. So while I generally loathe Adam Levine and Maroon 5, I can get behind this parody.
Trailer: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Is Cell-Phone Condemning Wunder-Schlock.
I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right I’m excited for this movie.
‘Expendables 2’ Is PG-13 Because Of Chuck Norris. Dude Sucks.
Confirmation of what I’ve known for a long time amid the Norris wanking throughout the years: he ain’t no Jean Claude. Latest case in point: his joining the cast of Expendables 2 has brought a PG-13 into the mix for the movie, thereby condemning it by precluding the only thing that would make it awesome: old douche ultra violence.
Cosplay: Wonder Woman Goes MySpace. I Love It.
[Cosplayed by Kelsey Alexandra | Via]
Ostensibly just a really pretty girl in Wonder Woman garb. Don’t care, I’ll (happily) take it.
