#December2011

Co-Creator of ‘Captain America’ Joe Simon Passes Away. Dew-Pouring Salute.

Joe Simon passed away today at the age of 98. Shedding the mortal coil, let us imagine him awash in a reality where he can hang out with all of his creations.

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Official ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Movie Site Opens, Drops New Images.

The official site for the Marc Webb-Emma-Stone-Oh-Yeah-Andrew-Garfield powered Amazing Spider-Man flick has opened, and it has bestowed upon us the geeky masses some new images.

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Wrapped Deluxe NES For $16,000? ‘Tis The Season Or Some Sh*t!

Yo! How much you willing to plunk down for an original NES “wrapped” super deluxe version? $150? Okay that’s a good starting point but let us barter until you say $16,000.

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Televised Days of Christmas: Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

[Is there a better way to celebrate the manger-birth of a superpowered messiah-baby than watching television? Hell no! Join Rendar Frankenstein as he navigates Spaceship OL through the Televised Days of Christmas!]

There’s no denyin’ that there’s some debate as to how Christmas should be celebrated. Religious-folk’ll tell you that the purpose of the holiday is to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ, and as such there should be plenty of Nativity scenes and trips to church and prayers uttered. On the other hand, secular-folk’ll tell you that the spirit of season is to make a concerted effort to spend time with friends and family, honoring our fellowships with feasts and drinking-bouts and gift-giving sessions.

And somewhere in the middle of this Venn diagram, there is agreement. Peace on Earth. Goodwill towards men. Santa Claus. Zealot or heathen, we can all get down with these Yuletide trademarks.

But what if this harmony is actually overwhelming our senses, robbing us of the ability to hear the strains of discord? Could this seemingly beautiful concord blind us to the truth? With everyone getting along, giving one another the benefit of the doubt, how would we ever know if the most wonderful time of the year had a sordid past?

Well, we’d have to be visited by the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Christmas Trees and Dark Knights.

Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!

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N64 In The Bathroom = Boss Mode Toilet Time.

Someone clearly has figured out the (multi)universe.

Via.

Marvel Fires Patty Jenkins From ‘Thor 2’, Pisses Off Natalie Portman.

Patty Jenkins was totally going to direct Thor 2. Now she’s totally not going to. The reversal of directing fortunes has cheesed off Black Swan herself, Ms. Natalie Portman.
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Prometheus Teaser Poster GET. Hell Yeah.

Prometheus teaser poster? Frak yeah.

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Catwoman, She-Hulk, Wonder Woman and Storm Team-Up To Beat Breast Cancer.

There’s a new initiative designed to promote breast cancer awareness that is centered around women from comic books. I don’t know how effective it’ll be, since I imagine the advertisements just giving fanboys chubbies, but it is worth a try.

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Portal Cube Rolls Up Into Greenwich Village, Pranks A-Go-Go.

Pranks! Portal! This shit has it all! Even a fucking shitload of fucks, shits, and exclamation points!
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