#November2011
Report: Ubisoft Working On Xbox 720 Projects For 2012, Major Sony Dev Moving To PS4.
The current generation of consoles is drudging on, and there are more and more signifiers than they are soon to be surpassed. But no!, no screams my wallet. But yes!, yes! screams the graphics whore in me.
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World’s First Lab-Grown Hamburger Could Be Here By Next August.
Neuromancer, Blade Runner!, hear my prayers. Soon I’ll be able to mow on some vat-grown flesh just like the good protagonists of both worlds. Oh my cyberpunk dreams!, they’re coming. Coming true.
Pleiades to Hyades Connection Is Cosmic Vista.
Lionsgate Wants ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Writer To Script ‘Hunger Games’ Sequel. Fair Enough!
Man of Steel isn’t the only non-released movie whose sequels are getting attention. Even though Katniss and Her Bow Of Glory hasn’t seen their first movie released, there is already movement on adapting the second book of the trilogy.
Skyrim: It’s Like Crack. With Dragons.
Its 9 am. I wake up, I look around, I get depressed. Something is missing.
Its 11 am. I’m running errands. I go to the supermarket, the drug store, and the bakery. I’m not doing what I should be doing.
Its 1 pm. I’m eating lunch. I stare out the window. Something is wrong.
Its 4 pm. I start thinking about dinner. I’ve already blown off the gym. I need to be somewhere. Where could it be?
Its 7 pm. I’m eating dinner. Its just some mystery meat that I found in the fridge, but fuck it, everything tastes good in a burrito wrap. I don’t feel like myself.
Its 12 pm. I go to bed, dreading waking to another day of feeling like there is a hole in my life. Hopefully tomorrow will hold better tidings. As it stands, November 10th was a dull day.
November 11th started like any other day. I woke up knowing that today was a day of days. What would it hold? Would it be a great day or a terrible day? Whatever the outcome is, the status quo was about to change. For today of all days, Skyrim is released.
I hate doing reviews or write ups of game’s I haven’t completed. Skyrim however is different. I can’t complete it, it completes me.
Can a game be this perfect? Lets take a closer look.
‘Benjamin Button’ Writer Eric Roth Is Rewriting ‘Cleopatra’, Potentially For David Fincher.
I didn’t know there was a Cleopatra movie in the works, so the fact that it’s being rewritten surprises me. Benjamin Button scribe Eric Roth is taking charge of mastering the script. Sizzling rewriters, brah!
Batman’s Medical Records. Dude Has Seen Some Sh*t.
Everyone’s been going donkey shit about the faux medical records drawn up for Bruce Wayne over at Ordinary Gentleman. For good reason. It’s a meticulous and totally geeky examination at the sort of shit that Bruce Wayne would have gone through if he was, like, real.
Warner Bros. Already Searching For ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel Writers? Cart, Horse, Etc.
Comic book movies are pretty much guaranteed to make bank these days. Fold in world wide profits and everything is going green with megabucks! So while I find it presumptous that WB is already looking for Man of Steel sequel writers…I know it’s not. This movie, regardless of Frat Boy Rock’s influence, will bring in the cheddar.
Video: The World’s First Footage Of A Female’s Brain During An Orgasm.
It’s hard to talk about this video without coming off like some pig-man-child. I am one, so the guilt is lathered doubly thick. However, science has captured a female’s brain activity during an orgasm, and I am certain once more than progress is real.
The Xbox Turns 10 Years Old Today. Jesus I’m Getting Old.
The Xbox! I got it, and didn’t use it much. Knights of the Old Republic, and the Halo titles. That was about it. It served up easy ridicule in the form of its garish system and its initial controllers. Yet. Yet…Yet I still love the son of a bitch.
