Felicity Jones is a very pretty lady. Latex is like, tots my favorite fetish. Should Marc Webb bring Miss Jones and latex together in the form of Black Cat, he can have my first child. Wait, the Mrs. is saying that isn’t cool. He can have his choice of sock from my collection. They all contain many of my children.
I keep forgetting that Django is going to be starring as the villain in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Mr. Foxx himself recently sat down and elaborated all about the Electro guy he is going to be playing, taking us fanboys and fangirls into the motivations behind the, you know, pretty lame supervillain.
It’s comic book movie adaptation day! There’s a fucking deluge of news, and the latest is centered around who is going to play Harry Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2. The role will be filled with Dane DeHaan, who was excellently creepy in Chronicle.
Four new dudes have entered the arena! Which one of these striking young lads will don the uh, Green Mantle and run around menacing people with pumpkins? Pumpkins! Oh, dated superheroes. You got a favorite? Let me know.
Harry Osborn up in the house! I’m really intrigued with where they’re going in this second Amazing Garfield flick. They’ve up and dropped the news that Emma Stacy is sloughing her mortal coil, but how literal are they keeping the rest of the story? Eh!? Who knows. What I do know is that I want Dane DeHaan as Harry.
Well screw me sideways, I didn’t see this coming. Jamie Foxx. Dope actor. Electro. Shitty villain. I am a bit torn. What do you folks think?
I don’t give a fuck. My shitty puns are your bowel movements are my small moments of job. Marc Webb has been confirmed to direct the sequel to this summer’s quiet little superhero flick, and that’s all good to me. While I don’t have a particular love the vehicle, it had a lot of HEAHHHT and Emma Stone. People came down on it with hammers and claws, but they were just bitter assholes rightfully annoyed at how quickly the thing had been rebooted. Sure, the plot was a fudgy diaper. The plot for Avengers was too, and that didn’t stop people from throwing rope all over that film.
I dug Marc Webb’s riff on Spider-Man, even if the storyline was a cavalcade of mess, wrapped in an entirely gutted plot point. I’d love to see the dude return, and it turns out so would Sony. Shit is just a bit complicated.
Ain’t it always?
It’s not hard to see why Peter Parker is one of the most popular characters in all of comics-lore.
Would you be shocked if you found out that a comic book franchise is aiming to be a trilogy? I hope not.
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