Oh, come on! I’m allowed a phallic reference when talking about an entire fucking anime series that deals with them. Aren’t I? Whatever! I don’t care what you say, doubting mortals! Just enjoy this glorious cosplay.
Yes. Yes indeed, this cosplay works for me. Some menacing, by-the-moonlight, body-suit-powered Rule 63 Nightwing cosplay. Mmmhmm.
With Rise of the Tomb Raider (I fucking deplore that name tho) revealed at E3, it only seems fitting to drop some Lara Croft cosplay. I’m stoked for the game, I’m stoked for the cosplay, the needle of Diet Dew mainlined to my heart has me prepped for death, and stoked about a lot! Hit the jump for the full shot.
Cause she’s a fucking mechromancer! Oh, you don’t like that? WHATEVER. It’s E3, I’m blogging up a fucking storm, and the only way I’ve been able to sustain this mania is through like eight Diet Mountain Dews. Enjoy this cosplay while I go into the bathroom and seize.
It’s Friday! Ain’t no time for fucking clever headlines and shit! Open up! Your fucking mind-eyes-gullet. Swallow this gorgeous cosplay of Red from Transistor.
Some more Wonder Woman cosplay up in the house! I’m particularly smitten with the battle armor-powered Wonder Woman cosplay that seems to be more popular these days. Hell yeah. (What a wonderfully unremarkable bit of prose in here, I know.)
On this most merry of BATFLECK REVEAL DAYS why shouldn’t we continue the theme with some Batverse cosplay? Let’s go Bat-Crazy! Like we have rabies! Cause fucking bats have rabies or something! Unless they don’t! Snopesapedia that shit for me!
Latex! Who Watches the Latex Women?! Me! I stare at them! Scribbling notes. Furiously. Oh I don’t really know what I’m talking about, okay? Okay?! Fuck you! Enjoy this cosplay.
ALL THE SHITTY PUNZ!!! Seriously though, this is some wonderful Green Lantern cosplay. Especially given, you know, my *ahem* bodysuit fetish.