Lady Sif is tired of you, human. Tired of me, too. Of our mortal squabbling. Thankfully, that doesn’t prohibit us from enjoying this cosplay of her.
…yeah, total horndog headline. ‘Cause like, they refer to Power Girl’s outfit as having a “boob window.” I’m swine. I’m sorry. A thousand self-flagellations.
…you have to had watched Kill la Kill to get that headline. Cause like, one popular refrain in the anime is that we are all “pigs in human clothing.” Ah, whatever. This ain’t about me! It ain’t.
I don’t really know what that headline means. Truthfully, I don’t really know what any of my headlines mean. Can I make it up to you? Offer you some compensation for suffering through my stupidity? I prostate myself before you and offer up this glorious Batgirl cosplay.
Nebula! I’ll be honest. She was one of the few performances in Guardians of the Galaxy that I wasn’t thrilled with. But none the less, this cosplay is awesome, and her performance was not a reflection of her aesthetics.
Like, not literally. I mean, did I even have any power of thought? But I can’t think while gazing at this righteousness. Because the entire get-up is heeled, spandex-wonder. Threatening to snap synapses at their base and spit them into the void.
Get it?! She’s about to throw shade because she’s donning her goggles-sunglasses-things. HeyImtryingokay?
Or more specifically, she’s wearing R.E.S.C.U.E. from my lord and savior Matt Fraction’s run on Invincible Iron Man. It’s quite the lovely get-up, if you ask me.
This…This is some lovely Genderbent Comedian cosplay from Watchmen. Yes. Yes indeed.
One Mad Moxxi is typically too much for me to handle. But two? C’mon, yo. Now you’re simply not playing fair.