#August2012
‘METAL GEAR SOLID: GROUND ZEROES’ announced. Sexy Snake is back, yo!
People attending the Metal Gear 25th anniversary event were lucky enough to catch a glimpse at the next MGS jam. The game is titled Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and if the teaser footage is any indication, we’re getting sexy Snake back. I’m pumped. Don’t get me wrong, having Snake as an old wizened piece of shit in MGs4 made sense thematically. Emotionally, it was a drag carrying his old fart balls around.
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OL STORE: Biff’s Secret to Success
Hey, come over here! Don’t worry, there’s plenty of parking in front of the OL STORE! Hell, the spaces are spacious, too — you can comfortably park any vehicle, even that DeLorean of yours. Give the Flux Capacitor a chance to cool down, and come on inside!
Video: ‘BREAKING BAD’ star Aaron Paul saying ‘bitch’ in Korean. In character. I vote yes.
Jesse Pinkman. Love you. Love your propensity for dropping a meatily weighted “bitch” to punctuate a sentence. Saying it in Korean? Yeah, you got me over the top.
Fake GOTHAM GAZETTE covers humorously highlight DARK KNIGHT RISES plot holes.
Outstanding. I found Dark Knight Rises to be a fun disaster, and many of my complaints are highlighted through this collection of fake Gotham Gazette covers. Fantastic. Hit the jump to check them out, but mind your footing. There are spoilers about.
Video: ‘AVENGERS’ Deleted Scene: Steve Rogers’ alternate intro will break you.
Man. Grab me a tissue. Or two. This deleted alternate introduction for Steve Rogers gets the waterworks going in my flabby, easily-moved corpus.
The Dude’s High 5s: Superpowers
Hello friends. Look, I’ve been doing this for a while now and its about time we had that talk. There’s no easy way to say this, so I’m just going to say it. You’re a geek. If you’re reading this, then there is some part of you that is a geek, plain and simple. Don’t bother denying it. Its ok, there’s nothing wrong with it. I certainly don’t mean it as a pejorative. After all if you are simply a geek for reading this, what does that say about the guy writing it? So today we’re going to tackle The Geek Question. That question is of course what super powers would you want to have? Lift them from books, movies or comics, or simply make your own. No rules here. Hit the jump to see mine, and don’t be shy in the comments about yours.
Saturn ninjas its own rings with SHADOWS of DOOM. Or something.
Cassini has been capable of capturing some pretty righteous space pictures as it goes about in the Saturn system. This little bit of lighting awesomeness is only the latest example. Where be the rings, you ask? Double doi! I respond. In the shadow.
