Sony Confirms It’s Working On Next Console. Golly Gosh!

With Wii 2 news carving up the video game websites like a mo’fuckah, I suppose it was only time until Microsoft and Sony were all like “Yo!, we’re totally making new consoles as well! Love us, worship us, fiddle our knobs. Please!” That’s exactly what the CFO of Sony did today.


“For the home equipment the PS3 still has a product life,” said CFO Masaru Kato during a financial call, “but this is a platform business, so for the future platform — when we’ll be introducing what product I cannot discuss that — but our development work is already under way, so the costs are incurred there.”

Whelp, there you go. Stunning, right? Why am I even bothering to mention this, you ask? With gritting teeth? Good fucking question! As a tech-whore, and slut to anything next-generation, just the mention gets my he-labia a bit juicy. Apologies.