‘DOOM’ turns TWENTY YEARS OLD

Oh golly, these fucking bones. No wonder my asshole is leaking more than usual. The gray hairs are taking up serious residence on my dome-piece. I’m getting old. Not only am I aging like a motherfucker, but I’m getting reminders of my forthcoming senility too.

Take for instance Doom. A childhood relic that sent me on the path that invariably led to latex scat porn and a caffeine addiction. Experienced it like, what, a couple of years ago?

Nah, bruh. Try twenty. Doing the math I realize that I have students who are younger than Doom. Oh god.

Got any favorite moments regarding Doom? Hit me.