New ‘ELYSIUM’ Trailer: Shittin’ on your favorite movie this summer’s lifeee.


Goddamn, this trailer. Hot off the presses (okay, not really), hardening me tits. Here is hoping Elysium delivers wht I’ve yet to receive this Popcorn Season: a slam-bang special effects shrapnel bomb that transcends its status as just that. A man can hope.