WEEKEND OPEN BAR: Close Encounters of the Awesome Kind!

July 20th, 2012 by Rendar Frankenstein

[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble-about-anything weekend post at OL. Comment on the topic at hand. Tell us how drunk you are. Describe a comic you bought. This is your chance to bring the party.]

Love `em or fear `em, there’s no denyin’ that extraterrestrials are an absolute fixture of our pop-culture consciousness.

Aliens have been depicted in variety of forms, from the benevolent bestowers of universal knowledge that helped build the pyramids to the nefarious sons-of-bitches that ruined Jeff Goldblum’s Fourth of July. Some spacemen want to go home. Others just want to call their folks. And the worst of `em want to kill Danny Glover.

Coming from outer-space (and thus being the most foreign specimens imaginable), aliens are elicit more fear, joy, and awe than anything on Earth. Who amongst us hasn’t looked to the skies and wondered whether or not we’d be visited by someone – or something - from beyond? You might’ve been inspired or horrified or curious, but I have no doubt that the thought’s crossed your mind.

So, the prompt for our open-bar: Who is your favorite extraterrestrial?

For the last few years, I’ve been enamored of Ziltoid the Omniscient.

Ziltoid is a guitar-playin’, dimension-traversin’ nerd who decides to invade the Earth after being unimpressed with its coffee. Ziltoid’s quest leads him to ask the Omnidimensional Creator about the true nature of reality. The Omnidimensional Creator is a laid back dude, and he tries to convince Ziltoid that he needs to relax. But alas, Ziltoid persists and is eventually made privy to the unsettling nature of his existence.

Additionally, this all takes place within the rockin’ confines of a Devin Townsend album.

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So which aliens are favorites amongst the OL faithful? The Martians of Mars Attacks? Vonnegut’s Tralfamadorians? Galactus?

Who is your favorite extraterrestrial?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000545463601 Patrick Cooper

    I like the name of this column because by this time (12:08 am ) on Friday nights, I’m drunk. Marginally black out, non-stop giggles shitty.

    My favorite aliens include Mac from Mac and Me (he loves Coca Cola and is a party animal), David Bowie, those party animals from Spaced Invaders, Jeff Bridges in Starman, and those party animals from Earth Girls Are Easy.

    My least favorite alien is ET. He looks like he smells so bad!

  • AdmAckbar

    I’m going with the Low Men from Dark Tower, if they qualify, since there kind of interdimensional as much as interplanetary.

    Least favorite: Jar Jar Binks.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    This one is is easy for me. William Adama. Leader of twelve advanced alien civilizations out of their own apocalypse. Winner of space babes. Commander of space warriors. A gentle soul with a hard hand during needed times. An inspiration that all of us Earthlings should not forget.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Rendar Frankenstein

    I never really thought of it before, but I can totally see ET smellin’ like a soiled subway train.

  • http://www.fiveanddimecomics.com/ The Dude

    I do enjoy some Invader Zim, however Gir steals the show from him.

    If we count Highlander 2 as canon, then Connor MacLeod counts as he’s from Zeist

    How much hate mail will I get for mentioning “My Step-Mother is an Alien”?

    However if I have to pick a favorite, I’m going to settle on King Ghidorah. You can never go wrong with a three headed space dragon.

  • http://www.fiveanddimecomics.com/ The Dude

    Are they technically extra-terrestrials? As was shown in the finale, they are our ancestors. Please stop trying to blow my head up with your mind.

  • http://www.fiveanddimecomics.com/ The Dude

    I’d go with the dumpster behind an abortion clinic in July (Credit for this reference goes to one Dapper Orangutan)

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    Well I mean, it would totally fit in with the idea that “humantee comez from the aliens!!!” nonsense people spit.

    I got bored and looked up the definition:

    “Extraterrestrial life (from the Latin words: extra ["beyond", or "not of"] and‎ terrestris ["of or belonging to Earth"]) is defined as life that does not originate from Earth.”

    LET ME HAVE THIS.

  • seth

    I remember that movie my stepmother is an alien. I remember i liked it.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    Amazing on all fronts.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    The Dude is probably wondering why I didn’t think of this off the bat (he being the recipient of many “Jesus she’s so hot” comments) — but Liara from the Mass Effect series is totally my favorite alien. Ever.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    <3

  • seth

    I,m surprised no one said the alien from the thing. the blob because in the original movie the blob does come from outer space. the alien from ridleys scotts first alien movie. E.T. mork from mork and mindy. superman. critters.

  • http://www.fiveanddimecomics.com/ The Dude

    It always bugged me that the Asari don’t have ears, and despite the fact that they are hairless, they have eyebrows. The presence of eyebrows could be to determine body language, but a race that has power telepathic connections would have evolved past the need of them … I’m sorry, apparently its my day to be a fun hating dick.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    Well I mean..that’s because it’s…*a* day.

  • http://www.fiveanddimecomics.com/ The Dude

    You win this round!

  • seth

    the low men don,t count because they are more fantasy then scifi.

  • seth

    the aliens from V. the alien bounty hunter from x-files, the aliens from they live. the aliens from war of the worlds. invaders from mars.

  • Codyssey

    I’m gonna have to say the aliens in Close Encounters for our shared love of melody. And they seem like sweeties to boot.

  • http://twitter.com/DavTheJew Vincent Vega

    I second Invader Zim!

  • http://twitter.com/DavTheJew Vincent Vega

    Predator, Ill forgive all the shitty movies he’s still a bad-ass.

  • JohnnyHotsauce

    Thirded.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Rendar Frankenstein

    No doubt. I mean, he’s so bad ass that there’re only two men capable of taking him out: Governor Schwarzenegger and Danny Glover.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Rendar Frankenstein

    So I watched Mac and Me last nite. What an amazing movie. All I want to do now is pound Coca-Cola, eat McDonald’s, and grant alien families full citizenship to USA.

    $10 to anyone willing to film a fan-fiction sequel.

  • http://www.omega-level.net Rendar Frankenstein

    CE3K definitely has some of the most benevolent aliens to grace the screen.

    Grab a glo-stick and get extraterrestrial:

  • seth

    sure if you want to do a fan-fic sequel to mac and me, i,ll join up for that. I bet you could find a mac and me action figure on ebay.

  • AdmAckbar

    Being fantasy as opposed to sci-fi has no effect on whether or not they’re aliens.

  • KingGoldenArms

    That alien race from Earth Girls are Easy lol, they just came to bang our women.