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Marvel’s Next Event Is ‘PUNISHER WAR ZONE’, Featuring The Saltine Banality of Recycled Wonder

June 29th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Behold the House of Wonder! Hot off their event where the Superheroes Punch Each Other: Wasn’t Civil War A Couple of Years Ago?, they’re going to have the Punisher be morally ambiguous and take issue with other superheroes! Breathe it in!, the horror of fart-scented mediocrity.

Comics Alliance:

Over the past week, Marvel has been releasing teaser images featuring some of their most prominent heroes being… well, shot up, burned to death, and otherwise murdered. It’s pretty grim stuff, and it’s prompted speculation that they were going to move right into their next line-wide crossover event hot on the heels of Avengers vs. X-Men. Today, though, we finally learned what it’s all about:

This October, Marvel will be relaunching Punisher War Zone, and if past Punisher comics are any indication, it will most likely feature Frank Castle killing an awful lot of people.

  • seth

    I,m a punisher fan so i,ll at least read the first issue of this useless crossover event that will likely last way too long and have a sucky ending to it.

  • JohnnyHotsauce

    This will be the first book that also has audio connected with each page. The sound? “FAAAAAAAAAART”

  • Codyssey

    The current Punisher ongoing is sick so I just may check this one out… Depends on what schmohawk is writing the thing. Fuck it, I love balls to the wall brutal Punisher. I’m sold.

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  • http://www.omega-level.net Caffeine Powered

    Listen, man, I’m all for the brutal Punisher. I just don’t think he fucking *needs* to fight the Main Bros of the Marvel Universe *yet again* as they quarrel over his lack of respect for criminals’ lives.