Monday Morning Commute: I am a medium person!

monday morning commue i am a medium person

Man, there ain’t no fucking sun in the sky lately. And man, there ain’t no fucking warmth in the air. But, there sure are a lot of fucking papers to grade, a lot of classes to teach, and a lot of obligations to meet. Ah, ah yes. Why, it must be that time of the year. What time, you ask? Why, the time of the year where I feel ground down into a chunky paste, and slathered across the corporeal plane. However, I do not have the time to cease! Cause there’s so much goddamn wood to chop before I sleep for the semester.

How am I going to make it?

Why, by leaning on the various frivolities that bring me happiness. And, I’m wanting to tell you of the specific frivolities I’m enjoying this week! Do you want to hear, fair members of the Space-Ship Omega? I certainly fucking hope so!

But wait!

How am I going to make it, also?

Why, by listening to the various frivolities you are enjoying this week! Please, I implore you. Meet me in the comments section, and let’s spend time time!

This is Monday Morning Commute.


watching: the good place

just started, finally! it’s great.


playing: red dead redemption 2

i’m pretty sure i’m never going to finish this game, and that’s okay. just existing within it is so fun.


watching: homecoming

sam esmail fucking rules, and this show is eminently bingable. ten episodes. thirty minutes a pop.


eating: too much

not only is this time of year fucking rife with temptation, but it’s also the time of the year where my stress and depression spikes. can i avoid putting on the customary ten pounds? stay fucking tuned!


watching: widows

steven mcqueen’s heist flick drops this week, and i’m intrigued. i love heist flicks. steve mcqueen is a solid as fuck director. sign me up.


I know, not too much this week from me. But, that’s where you come in! What am I missing? What are you enjoying, that I didn’t mention? Let’s shoot the breeze, fellows.