APPLE hit by same CHINESE HACKERS who attacked Facebook last week. It’s on!

HACK THE PLANET.

Oh, you know there be some cyber warfare afoot. How do I know? You can riff its pungent scent among the air. It smells like generic tropes of nerdery, including Cheetos-stained fingers, heavy metal music, and most importantly Angelina Jolie. When will I disassociate her and Hackers from actual hacking? Never.

Boing Boing:

Reuters reports that Apple has announced, in “an unprecedented admission of a widespread cyber-security breach,” that its network was attacked by the same hackers who targeted Facebook. “No data appeared to have been stolen.” Facebook disclosed on Friday that hackers traced to China “staged a sophisticated attack by infiltrating its employees’ laptops, but no user information was compromised.”