Scarlett Johansson As Black Widow Makes My Gentalia Swell To the Point of Pain

Black Widow : Sweet Jesus

This poster was also in the same post as the True Blood one at Slashfilm today, but seriously, I had to dedicate an entire post to it. Scarlett Johansson has always been on my list of ridiculously amazing babes. Let’s ignore perhaps her little piggy nose, and focus on the fact that she’s got curves that could stop a lesser mortal’s heart.

You take those curves and stuff them black leather? Between her and Robert Downey Jr, My groin is seriously going to burst.