Helllllllllll, yeah! I haven’t updated Search Engine Terms in a while. There’s been a bunch of good searches, but I was proud of this newest one.
Fucking in Superman Position! It’s well documented that I pioneered the Superman Fuck. Now we have like minded individuals looking for a home, wanting nothing more than to advance their sexual techniques. Well my friends, you’ve come to the correct place for fucking in various superhero positions.
Welcome!
I also want to give a shout out to Superman Cum Shots. I really want to meet the people who are down with such things. They’ll either be really cool, or they’ll trap me in their dungeon and rape me ruthlessly. Either way, I uh, win!
You mean you’ve never been to my dungeon?
In case you don’t know, it’s not a style like a position, but a superman is when you cum on a woman’s back and then stick the sheet to it.
Why would I ever know that? Let alone repeat that male-centered heterosexist little gem of misogyny? You can thank Soulja Boy, I guess.
My comment is awaiting moderation. Hard to guess which one of those words might have triggered it. Like the time an e-mail to a professor got caught in Emmanuel’s spam trap for using words like “dildo.”
@Eli – that’s awesome. Yeah, Emmanuel is very vigilant in their search for retailers of dildos.
Hrm…I wonder what the position the Catholic Church takes in regards to sex toys? Perhaps some researching to be done…