Weekend Open Bar: A Galaxy’s Worth of Well Tidings!

merry life day or whatever

I’m not going to lie. I completely forgot that today was Friday. I’m all, all, all turned around this week. Losing track of holidays, teeth, children, teeth, what day of the week it is, and where in the space-time continuum I’m currently located. So apologies!, for getting this Weekend’s Open Bar up a bit late. For some reason I thought tomorrow was Friday? And that my teeth went in the pot roast? But that’s neither here nor there. I’m turned around, primarily, because today is goddamn Christmas. And a good goddamn hello to many people’s good goddamn savior, the goddamn Son of The OMNIVERSE! Welcome Jimmy Crimbus! Of Betelgeuse!

Also, I would like to welcome all of you to this particularly seasonable edition of Weekend Open Bar.

That’s right!


That’s right!

Open Bar!

The weekly column where we gather around this fetid, yet festive watering hole, sharing what we’re up to over a given weekend. This is a particularly particular one! What, given with all the sort of activities the holidays bring with them. So what did Santa bring you? How much did you eat? What did you eat? With whom are you spending the next few days? Playing any new games? Reading any new books? Seeing any movies? Tell me! Let’s hang out!