Monday Morning Commute: Who needs long weekends?

Hey friends. Today was a rockier commute than usual. The long, long weekend giving way to a long, long drive into Boston. Long, long silences when I tried to drag effort out of my students like poison from a wound. But I can’t blame them, because fuck this semester has been going on for a long, long three months. My head is pounding. My stomach is seething after a day of daring to fill it with food products that are neither slathered in gravy, nor cheese. Still. The Column-Spice must flow.

So.

These — these are the various things I’m looking forward to this week. That I shall latch onto, not unlike a tick. And hopefully suck the life-blood out of, allowing me to not call out sick. Which would follow with me festering under a blanket. Eating my weight in Laffy Taffy. I can do this. You can do this. We can do this.

Welcome to Monday Morning Commute.

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Going to decorate a fucking tree. Like a boss!

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Seeing Devin Townsend on Friday!

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All I want is sugar. After a weekend of eating whatever I want. Fuck. 

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Oh dip! Animals As Leaders are playing on Friday with Devin!

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I will play more Grand Theft Auto 5 this week, if the Force allows it.

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Maybe catching up on comic books? Maybe? Reading? For fun?

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What are you folks doing this week? Hit me.