New Superman outfit from ‘Batman v Superman’ ain’t all f**king gloomy

Hey oh wow, Superman has a new, lighter costume.

I imagine the conversation that led to it went something like this.

“Hey, Zack.”

“YEAH BRO.”

“So I was thinking. Since essentially we’ve turned Superman into Batman with Heat Vision we have a problem.”

“YEAH THEY’RE BOTH WAY TOO COOL NOW FUCK YEAH *HIGH-FIVE* SLOW MOTION CROTCH GRAB.”

“Uh, no. Like, they don’t really conflict. They’re like, the same person.”

“AW MAN WHO FUCKING CARES. GRIT! MAN! *CRUSHES BEER CAN AGAINST HEAD* FUCKING GRIT”

“Well uh…okay. But um, we’re going to lighten Superman’s costume in this flick just to you know, feign that they’re different archetypes.”

“AIIGHT MAN WHATEVER WHO FUCKING CARES *SLAPS EVERYONE ON THE ASS* LET’S FUCKING PARTY!”

#Trolling