Blanka Boyz Episode 4: Mr. Lizard + Virtual Whoremongering


When I saw The Faux Bot tweet this morning that there was a new Blanka Boyz episode, I swerved right into fucking traffic. Hit the guard rail, rear-ended some dumb ass in his pristine BMW. Gave him the finger. Didn’t care.  Now it wasn’t because of Faux, I don’t want him to feel guilty. It was because I was reading Twitter while drinking a Diet Dew and barreling down the highway at 73 mph. But, still! I’m really fucking jacked for this latest installment. Shots at Ubisoft for being sexist pieces of shit. Lizard slithering. And Benjamin Santiago artwork. Fuck to the yes.