WATCH: Hire Batman For A Birthday Party, Get A Serious F**king Downer

I get it Bruce, I get it. You’re an unhappy dude. Your parents were mowed down by some junkie and at some point your dumb ass fell into a well or some shit. There’s no need to be rolling up to a child’s birthday party and spraying your malaise all over them. Or spraying anything ¬†all over them, for that matter. Cheer up.