Marvel’s Shot A Secret ‘Avengers’ Trailer, Featuring The Villain?

It’s almost too fucking bad that we live in a universe filled with eternal spoilers and the death of the reveal. I realize that I contribute to the  perpetuation  of this problem, but I can’t help it. I’m an addict. Word vomiting out of Ain’t It Cool News is that Marvel has already shot a secret trailer for The Avengers, which will be attached to either Captain America: The First Avenger, Thor, or both. And oh yeah, the trailer drops the reveal on the villain behind the enormo-flick coming out next year. This would have been a total balls-draining geekgasm to experience without foreknowledge, but c’est la internet or whatever.


According to Latino Review, Thor’s brother Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston in the Kenneth Branagh film, will return in The Avengers and appear as a threat in the aforementioned trailer reported on over at Ain’t It Cool News.

How does Loki fit in exactly? Well, we’d hear rumors that the Skrulls (and Loki too) would somehow fit into The Avengers and that’s apparently true. Loki, from Thor, will somehow get his hands on the Cosmic Cube, from Captain America: The First Avenger, in order to summon the Skrulls, an evil, alien race who look like reptiles but have similar several human characteristics. (You can read more about them here.)

If this is all true, and based on the reputation of the sources at both Latino Review and Ain’t It Cool News plus our earlier rumor, it probably is, then Joss Whedon is going to be giving us more than superheros in Glengarry Glen Ross, he’s going to be directing superheroes battling evil green skinned aliens, a Norse God and an infinitely powerful cube in a full on battle to save the planet.

I pray to all the deities that orbit above us in the transdimensional plane  eying  us from afar that this movie is fucking fantastic. It has such much riding on it, so much fucking hoopla, that I have a feeling it’s either going to be tremendous, or a scatalogical feast.