adidas Originals x Star Wars Fall/Winter 2010 Conductor Hi “Super Death Star” Stormtrooper. Hotness Alert!

My boy the Bonesaw pointed this shit in my direction. The Adidas x Star Wars sneakers for the Fall/Winter. The motherfuckin’ Super Death Star Stormtrooper! Oh good lord, my loins ache for these. Do they make them in a 15? Of course not. Fuck my bloated feet bones!

Hit the jump for a gallery of the Star Wars hotness that I can’t wear.