Hideo Kojima Isn’t Just Brilliant & Insane Metal Gear Creator; He’s Also 47 Years-Old and Jacked!

Oh, Hideo Kojima. Only you, of all people, would somehow end up on the internet shirtless. I don’t know if the Patriots put you up to it, of it you were just trying to infiltrate some panties – while obviously reading something by Murakami, Descartes, or General Patton or something. But these pictures are so win that it hurts.

Kudos do you, good sir.