Empire’s ‘Age of Ultron’ magazine covers are 1/2 evil robot, 1/2 wonderful cheese

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SHOUT OUT TO MARVEL. No matter how fucking wonderfully successful they are. No matter how much virgin’s blood Kevin Feige bathes in while he dominates the pop culture landscape. No matter how much money they make with a furry raccoon. They will! They WILL always have shitty, awkwardly-posed magazine covers and posters.

The Mary Sue:

Empire Magazine has just debuted two covers for Joss Whedon’s upcomingAvengers: Age of Ultron, and while the second features the full hero lineup, we’re feeling a wee bit judged by Sir Ultron here.

“I’ve been working on a lot of Ultron scenes,” Whedon told them, “so I’m very anti-Avengers right now. You can’t write someone if you don’t love them and I’ve come to the conclusion that Ultron is right. The Avengers need to die.”

Uh oh. Well I for one agree, these people are looking far too smooth to not be evil.

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