Weekend Open Bar: DRUNK ALIENS are KIND ALIENS
[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble-about-anything weekend post at OL. Share your plans for the weekend. Tell us how drunk you are. Describe a comic you bought. This is your chance to bring the party. Drop a dumb GIF you found.]
Why hello, Friday. Pleasure to see you. How are all you folks doing? It’s the first Weekend Open Bar in a while. You know the rules. Pull up a soda, beer, hard liquor, and a dashing helping of pretzels. And thank talk among yourselves. What’s good this weekend?
Me? I’m fist-pumping at preseason football. Like a sad son of a bitch. Nothing gets me off that prole grind like a bunch of grown mind in spandex slinging the pigskin.