iPHONE 5 ANNOUNCED, MAY/MAY NOT CURE CANCER OR STOP UNIVERSAL ENTROPY.

Seems redundant to even mention it, since every site in the world has covered both its announcement and its specs. However, there is a new iPhone! My dong drips at the idea of purchasing one.

I Heart Chaos:

Apple is currently on stage in California, showing off the brand new iPhone 5 and it looks just like everyone thought it would. It’s got a 4” screen, and it’s 17% thinner than the iPhone 4S. It’s got 2x the graphics performance and processing, an improved camera, an HD front-facing Face Time camera, panorama camera, etc etc.