Kevin Smith Wants To Do ‘CLERKS 3’ As A Play? C’mon No Dude Please No.

Clerks 2  felt like a hot wet dump on my soul. Having grown up muttering the lines to the original to myself for hours, I don’t know what I expected. I wasn’t even opposed to it in theory. I should have been. It looks like I’ll be getting another drizzling of butt syrup, if Kevin Smith backs up this noise.

Slashfilm:

Kevin Smith  has one more  movie  in him and then he’s done with filmmaking. But that doesn’t mean his stories are going to end. At a recent Q&A in Los Angeles, Smith revealed there is one way he’d make a third  Clerks: if he could do it on Broadway. Watch the video of Smith’s reveal and more after the break.

When Smith  announced  his  imminent retirement  he admitted a third  Clerks  was possible way down the road:

There’s possibly a  Clerks 3.  If I have something to say in my late 40s about being in my late 40s, I’ll think of [Clerks’] Dante and Randal. Shy of that, I don’t have any more  movies  I want to make.

This clip from a recent book signing in LA is a follow-up to that. Thanks to /Film readerAngel C  for the  video  and heads up. Here goes: