FBI Considers Juggalos To Be National Threat. Fascist Pigs!

The Juggalos are  a beautiful national blight that  I’m glad exist. A reminder of the banal hyperreality consumer driven identification scheme we all partake in. The FBI? They’re not really feeling them. At all.

Gawker:

You might think Insane Clown Posse’s people–known as the Juggalos–are just a group of face-painting teenagers who  wonder how magnets work. Not so, says the FBI’s 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. To the feds, Juggalos are a “loosely-organized hybrid gang” that are “forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity.”

Consult page 22 of the  FBI’s brand-new annual report on gang activity  nationwide. Listed in the same breath as street gangs with ties to murderous Mexican drug cartels is the Juggalo threat.

“Although recognized as a gang in only four states,” reports the FBI’s National Gang Intelligence Center,” many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.” It takes a footnote to disclose the connection to the Insane Clown Posse. Which would make rappers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope theKenneth “Supreme” McGriff  or  Tookie Williams  of their nefarious Juggalo arm

Fucking fascists! Damn the man. Et cetera.

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