Darick Maasen Creates A Taxidermied Koopa Paratroopa. Hell Yeah.

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Drink deep in the wonders and horrors of taxidermy. Darick Maasen used a set of testicular fortitude and artistic skills that I do not wield to put forth this beautiful abomination. A koopa paratroopa made amazingly literal. No wonder Mario has to do mushrooms to mess with these motherfuckers. No wonder at all.