Keanu Reveals There’s A Fourth and Fifth Matrix Movie Coming.

Oh shit, Keanu Reeves has dropped that there could be a fourth and fifth Matrix movie coming. The sound you here is my slitting my throat with an old copy of Wizard. Paper cuts hurt man, but not as much as the continual destruction of every childhood Idol that I  worshiped.

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Hearing Keanu commenting during a key note speech at the London School of Performing Arts, a reporter for Ain’t It Cool News said: “They have completed work on a two picture script treatment that would see him return to the world of ‘The Matrix’ as Neo. “Keanu says the brothers have met with Jim Cameron to discuss the pros and cons of 3D and are looking to deliver something which has never been seen again. He stated that he still has an obligation to the fans to deliver a movie worthy of the title ‘The Matrix’ and he swears this time that the treatment will truly transform the action genre like the first movie.”

Before I begin shitting and snarking out like I’m out of control, let me preface the forthcoming with this: If they were done well, I would totally be done with more Matrix movies. I love the universe, the concept, the sheer amount of guns. Plus, pleather, and latex, and all sorts of erotic overtones that make my relevant glands swell.

But man, if the Wachowskis didn’t prove they dumped every single idea they had into the original Matrix through Reloaded and Revolutions, I can only imagine the train wreck that two more movies would be.

Go ahead though, Wachowskis, prove me wrong. I’d fucking love it.