Beware the Zombie Stormtrooper!

[Source: Gamefreaks]

Now, a zombie stormtrooper makes sense. Why? ‘Cause typically, these motherfuckers are useless. They get mowed down like pieces of shit by any enterprising farmboy with some glowing phallic object or blaster. Useless. Fucking, useless. It all makes sense in retrospect, considering they’re clones of some dumb ass bastard named Jango, but still.

So! Take them fuckers, make them zombies! That way when they get plowed through like senseless chaff, they can just get back up! What’s an arm or a leg or a head wound when you’re the undead? Fuggin’ nothin, that’s what.