[Source: Gamefreaks] Now, a zombie stormtrooper makes sense. Why? ‘Cause typically, these motherfuckers are useless. They get mowed down like pieces of shit by any enterprising farmboy with some glowing phallic object or blaster. Useless. Fucking, useless. It all makes sense in retrospect, considering they’re clones of some dumb ass bastard named Jango, but still. […]