In Dream Club Zero For the Xbox 360, You Stuff Your Sausages Into Little Girl Hostesses

God damn, Japan. You guys are out of your fucking mind. Behold Dream Club Zero, for the Xbox 360. Dropping in Japan later this year, the “dating simulation” allows you to pump sausages into eerily prepubescent chicks. Sounds like a regular date of yours? You’re probably on a red-worded list somewhere. Nothing says dating like molesting little girls with a fucking bratwurst. Good god damn.