Views From The Space-Ship: AT-ATs Gets You Mad Tail
May 25th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
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My Dad found this piece of childhood over at our old house and brought it home. It sat around in the garage for about a month or so, looking at me with lonely eyes. It reminded me of how I used to reenact the battle scenes from Hoth when I was little. And how I eventually left it to masturbate to photoshopped pictures of Pamela Anderson taking dongs that I found in chat rooms on AOL. It gave me quite the guilt trip and it looked terribly lonely so I brought it inside. We’ve been having a blasty-blast together. Watching sports, watching porn, watching me warp my mind with caffeine. Actually, I think I may be psychologically damaging the poor thing again.
