Search Engine Terms: Qui-Gon Is Bad Ass

Search Engine Terms! For Valhalla! I haven’t checked these recently, but I thought that this search engine term was particularly rad.

My name is fucking Qui Gon!

I wish this was some sort of deleted scene, where Qui-Gon went all Maximus from Gladiator on some Sith motherfuckers. He’ll have his midiclorians in this life of the next!

Naw, instead he just dies, and takes with him the only redeemable acting job in the prequels. Fuck you, I said it.