‘Black Water’ Trailer: JCVD and Dolph Lundgren join forces for an ‘Under Siege’ rip-off. Cancel the fucking Oscars, folks
Oh me. Oh my. Anyone who follows OL closely (which, I’ll admit, is no one) knows that I’ve been fucking obsessed with JCVD, Steven Seagal, and 1980s-early 90s action movies in general. So, sweet titty fucking juices, JCVD and Dolph teaming-up for an Under Siege rip-off is all I want. MOTY 2018, mark it.
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren were action movie staples in the 1980s and 1990s, and the two have often shared the screen before – but they’ve always appeared as adversaries. But this year, the duo is finally going to be up on the same side in a new action thriller called Black Water. Anyone who grew up watching these guys blast their way through films like Universal Soldier and The Expendables 2 will probably perk up at the notion of watching these two truly team up for the first time.