80 Year-Old Lady Arrested For Dealin’ Crack. Again. Gotta Stay On Her Grind.

It’s a rough life, stayin’ on your hustle. Take Ola Mae. 80 year-old crack dealer. This story runs the gauntlet: horrible, hilarious, surreal, absurd, a condemnation of us as a society and how we treat our elderly.

Local 15:

An alleged 80-year-old crack dealer, has been busted once again and today LOCAL 15 News was the only news crew on scene as Prichard Police took Ola Mae Robinson into custody.

“You don’t sell crack cocaine?” Andrea Ramey asked.

“Who? No! I don’t have time for no crack cocaine,” said Ola Mae.

She claims she’s no crack dealer.
“Wish I was,” she said, “Cause then I’d have money.”

But Prichard Police say she is getting plenty of money selling drugs in the neighborhood, and it’s not her first arrest for doing so. Just this past June, she was picked up on possession and distribution charges.

“Police say you haven’t learned your lesson,” said Ramey.

“Learned me a lesson,” Ola Mae responded. “Tell ’em they need to learn one.”

Today, police executed a search warrant in her Prichard home and once again, investigators say they found quite a bit of crack cocaine and pills.

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