Otherwise Good Citizen Arrested For Having Sex With Inflatable Raft. Do What You Gotta.

A good lad who I am certain is typically quite the respectable citizen was recently arrested for having sex with an inflatable raft. In his defense, it was pink. Which means he’d have sex with a polo shirt of mine, and a good portion of my backpack. Still though. A pillar of the community…who has done this kind of stuff before.

Boing Boing:

A gentleman from Hamilton, Ohio was charged with public indecency after being caught having sex with a stolen inflatable pool raft. The raft was pink. Edwin Charles Tobergta has four previous public indecency charges, including one involving an inflatable pumpkin. From WAFB:

Tobergta told police he was having sex with the raft because has a problem and needs help. He asked officers to not send him to prison, but he was taken to the Butler County Jail.

We both know pumpkins are both sexy and somewhat  irresistible.