Woman Drives Over Boyfriend Because He Cheated At A Video Game. Don’t Mess With Loot, Yo.

Behold the eyes of madness! This is Erin Slingsby, a lovely UK woman who ran the fuck over her boyfriend after a dispute involving a video game. Clearly this dude hasn’t encountered many ladies who play games, because I’ve learned one thing: don’t fuck with their loot.

Kotaku:

In 2009 a UK woman, Erin Slingsby, 20, had a heated argument with her boyfriend, Kane Charles, 20, over a computer game, an argument that ended in her storming out.

Charles stood in front of her car to prevent her from driving away when Slingsby mowed him down, police say. As he staggered to his feet, Slingsby spun the car around and hit him for a second time the court was told. The next thing he knew he was in a hospital. Charles now suffers from memory loss, impaired concentration, mood swings, headaches, and dizzy spells. After a year of denying involvement, Slingsby admitted to her crime and plead guilty to dangerous driving. She was sentenced to 11 months in a young offenders institution, as well as a 2 year restraining order banning her from making contact with Charles and a 3 year driving ban.

No seriously, don’t do it! You have to let them win. Most ladies I’ve encountered in WoW are salty to the extreme. You take that Tier piece and next thing you know you’re not getting a fucking heal to save your life. Literally. Or something.