Dude In My Class: Hates On Alan Moore, Loves Prequels; Lucky To Be Alive.

In the span of five minutes yesterday, some grand mal douchebag in my class talked up The Phantom Menace as being a great movie, and then informed me he didn’t read Watchmen because Alan Moore “irked” him. The fact that he didn’t receive a jackknife powerbomb from me is both a blessing from god, and a sign my anti-psychotics are working.

In a more civilized time, I could have self-corrected this ass-hat’s douchery with a stern application of the most vicious move in pro wrestling. By god! How didn’t more people die from this? But alas, I can only watch this video, and dream of a time when society was able to police itself.