Search Engine Terms: Mom My Boobs Are Growing?

[Search Engine Terms come from an app in the Word Press dashboard. It tells you the terms that people are using in google to lead to your site. Most of ours are ultra depraved and horrible. And amusing to sick people like me.]

I remember in my senior year of high school when I was killing twelve-packs of regular Pepsi and going to Wendy’s every day, my breasts began growing. I was so confused, as my man-titties began to unfurl themselves and fill my t-shirts with he-mammaries. And I remember then, that I wished I could read a comic book about them, to explain why I was becoming a fat fuck.