Deval Patrick: 9/9/09 is Video Game Innovation Day, Me: Change I Believe In!
“Video Game Innovation Day“? Finally a vacuous political term I can fucking dig! Take it away Deval!
Now, Therefore, I, Deval L. Patrick, Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, do hereby proclaim September 9th, 2009 to be,
Video Game Innovation Day
And urge all the citizens of the Commonwealth to take cognizance of this event and participate fittingly in its observance
Fuck yeah! You’ll find me doing something different today! Like uh, sitting in my cave, playing video games. Fuck.