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Leaked: ‘BioShock’ Collection for PS4 and Xbox One

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Maybe. This is a definite *maybe* not a certain *true*, but it looks like BioShock may be getting a next-gen collection. Which I will buy. For BioShock only. That’s enough for me to enjoy. The other two can pound-sand-and-eat-grass.

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Watch: ‘Final Fantasy 15’ has Chocobo drifting, and a fishing mini-game

‘Donkey Kong’ World Record Broken Twice. In One Day.

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Man. The Donkey Kong competition has been raging for as long as OL has existed. For much, much longer than the space-ship has been in orbit, in fact. The news regarding the game and whomever reigns supreme often rises and falls in intensity. It’s been quiet for a while until this week, when the record was broken twice in one fucking day.

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‘Minecraft: Story Mode’ Episode 1 dropping October 13, will have physical version

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Don’t doubt Telltale Games. I know you’re wondering how the fuck they’re going to make a story out of Minecraft and its user-driven experiential narratives. I am do. But don’t doubt them. You’ll see soon enough, they got it on lock. You’ll see, October 13.

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‘The Last of Us 2’ (accidentally) confirmed by Naughty Dog

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How about this fucking gaffe! A lot of people have thought it was obvious that the world would receive The Last of Us 2. For a bit. But up until now, there has been no confirmation. However, writer Josh Scherr may have accidentally outed the title during a live stream.

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Voice actor Nolan North and Warner Bros. have a “big, big project” in the works

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You know Nolan North. Even if you don’t know him by name, if you’re a gamer you’ve heard his voice. ‘Cause dude is Everywhere. Now North is saying that he has an enormous project in the works with Warner Bros. My guess? Blind guess? Maybe a Superman game? What do you think.

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Watch: Donald Trump x ‘Super Mario 64’ is the slop culture beauty apocalypse

‘Final Fantasy 15’ “Dawn 2.0” Trailer: Serious Music, Serious Faces

Watch: ‘Doom’ designer shares his level in ‘Super Mario Maker’

So. I didn’t fucking realize you could share the levels you make in Super Mario Maker. This…this significantly increases the sexiness of this game for me. One of those folks sharing levels is Tom Hall, who is one of the minds behind Wolfenstein 3D futzing *and* Doom.

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Let’s Commemorate: ‘Super Mario Bros.’ was released thirty years ago today in Japan

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Sweet soggy nipples, I’m aging. Like, I knew that Super Mario Bros. was released a while ago. But thirty years-old? That’s…that’s pretty fucking tremendous. Even more terrifying is the fact that my wife wasn’t even alive when it arrived (she’s four.5 years younger than my ass). Which means — like so many goddamn people were born into world and will live their lives having no goddamn clue about the Touchstone Megaton that was the game’s release.

Let’s celebrate the game with some futzing videos. Feel free to share your own memories, videos, thoughts, whatever.

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