#Video Games
‘World of Warcraft: Legion’ Cinematic Trailer: Game Dropping Summer 2016
Well, the Demon Hunter shows no lack of raging fortitude, huh? I’ll be back for this WoW expansion, just like I’m back for all of them. (Though, I didn’t even play Warlords. I just uh, sort of bought it. But that counts on some level, right?)
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Trailer: Happy N7 Day, But Like, Some Footage Maybe?
BioWare has dropped a new Mass Effect 4 trailer in celebration of N7 Day. It’s all good and such, with Commander Shepard “signing off” or whatever. But man. Can we see some fucking footage? Like even a dialogue wheel? Maybe?
Blizzard’s ‘Overwatch’ dropping Spring 2016 for PC, XB1 and PS4
Man. Blizzard’s Overwatch looks dope as fuck. But I’m simply not good at MOBAs, nor do I have the time to learn them. Does that mean I won’t enjoy this game? I don’t know. I suppose I’ll find out when I (potentially) buy the game when it is released, come Spring 2016.
‘Uncharted’ Trilogy soundtrack coming to vinyl
Confession: while I definitely fucked with Uncharted, I don’t really recall the music from the games. Perhaps this is because I was usually squeezing my testicles and screaming at the top of my lungs in excitement during the series’ most epic moments. But even with that made clear, the idea of the games’ soundtracks coming to vinyl is pretty dope.
Oh: Nintendo’s first smartphone game is ‘Miitomo’
Ah! So I’m glad I can continue on my merry way of having no fucks to give re: Nintendo’s smartphone presence.
Nintendo revealing first smartphone game tomorrow; dropping this year
Tomorrow, Nintendo is dropping the curtain on its first smartphone game. Which will probably sell a zillion copies (units?).







