#Video Games
‘Onimusha’ revival discussion happening at Capcom at ‘high levels’
Onimusha coming back at Capcom! Why the fuck not? They’ve already sucked every ounce of enjoyment out of Resident Evil at this point, right? Wretched sequels and remakes+++! Forever, into infinity. Stretching into a Godless black void of despair and franchise rot. Now is the time to dust off a forgotten series. To either revive, and please the plebs. Or to kill, and madden the plebs. Either way. Another franchise.
‘Street Fighter V’ Cinematic Trailer: Powerful Power Metal Welcomes The Cast
I feel like I should get Street Fighter V, just so Bateman and I can play it on Saturday evenings. Temporarily disrupting our friendship, seeing as how he is the most competitive man in the world. And while not talented at the game, I am the world’s greatest trash talker (present in the room, on those evenings.)
‘Dark Souls 3’ Opening Cinematic: The Lords Will Abandon Their Thrones
Man, I ain’t never fucked with the Dark/Demon Souls franchise. Just out of a lack of time, not interest. But this trailer, which is every bit as gorgeous as one of them-there Blizzard cinematics, certainly has me intrigued. How about you? Digging the cinematic? Dig the franchise? HMU/LMK, bruh.
‘Titanfall 2’ News: Single-Player Campaign Confirmed; TV Series in works
I enjoyed me some Titanfall. By myself, because it was Microsoft-exclusive, and all my friends have PlayStations. I may have enjoyed it more if it had a single-player campaign to run through, or if it was multi-platform. Well. If this news holds up, both of my prior complaints shall be null and void when the sequel is released.
‘Street Fighter 2’ turns 25 years-old today. We old, breh. We old.
Goddamn. Those of us who remember playing Street Fighter 2 in the arcade, are old. I mean — the game itself 25-futzing-years old? I still remember putting them quarters up on the arcade cabinet to hold the next game. Usually on a Saturday afternoon in some dingy dive bar/shitty family amusement center. My Mom probably putzing around, nice enough to waste her Saturday so her DorkLord kid can blow her hard earned money. Then when it was my turn, I would eagerly, and happily, spamming fireballs with Ryu as an older, more talented dude would whoop my ass. Usually with Dhalsim or some shit. 25-futzing-years old!
Watch: ‘Super Mario Bros.’ beaten blindfolded in 15-minutes
Man. I haven’t played the original Super Mario Bros., in a hot minute. I’m absolutely certain however that it would take me significantly more time than 15-minutes to beat the game, using my eyes.
