#Video Games
‘Metal Gear: Ground Zeroes’ coming to PS+ games this month. An exclamation mark in my pants!
I never fucked with MGS: Prologue to Probably a Length Prologue last year, given the amount it cost and the gameplay received. Still though, like that one glorious latex porn site I never signed up for, restraint was almost bested by intrigue (and horniness). Well now, to continue this metaphor, the proverbial Game as Porn Fetish is coming to the local Game Network as Streaming Porn Hub. This…this went off the rails quick. But none the less. Stoked.
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‘Streets of Rage’ and ‘Shenmue’ soundtracks are getting a vinyl release
Man. If I would be all over this shit if I was cool enough to have a fucking record player. Maybe when Mrs. Omega and I take the even more serious step (hundreds of thousands of dollars in-debt to “buy” a house), I’ll get into the vinyl game. Buy dope shit like this.
‘Resident Evil Zero’ HD Remaster Announced! ‘Cause if you can’t make good new ones, remaster the oldies!
Remaster! Remaster everything! From now, and into perpetuity! Especially for rotting companies like Capcom, whose once-excellent franchises are decaying upon the vine.
Sony’s new studio is focused on its virtual reality headset, Project Morpheus
Sony’s got a new studio focused on producing for the company’s virtual reality headset. And maybe I should have mentioned this earlier, but like, isn’t the peripheral’s codename just fucking perfect? Morpheus. Just strap this little bit of technology on, and go to sleep. Forget your life, problems, the world. Check out and write us checks for your eternal, now all-encompassing distraction. Or something. IDFK.
‘Mass Effect’ lead Casey Hudson joins Microsoft for Xbox and HoloLens work
I mean…No matter what he does, the HoloLens couldn’t ever possibly be lamer than the ending to Mass Effect 3, right? Maybe? #LetItGoCaffLetItGo
