#October2012
‘EVIL DEAD’ Red Band Trailer: Brutality galore!
I wouldn’t have expected loving this trailer as much as I do. I thought the flick would be some shoddily remade nonsense, but the whole thing thunders with a brutality I can get behind. Watch the thang, drop your thoughts in the comments section.
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Matthew Vaughn leaves ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’, Bryan Singer may replace. Well crap.
I don’t like Bryan Singer. I don’t like his X-Men movies. Now the dude may be taking over for Matthew Vaughn, who has probably left X-Men: First Class 2 to direct some Mark Millar shit-bomb. I am unhappy with all of this! All of it!
RYAN GOSLING is off of Winding Refn’s ‘LOGAN’S RUN’, my sadness never ends.
Infinite sadness. Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn will not be teaming up for Logan’s Run. I am undone with ball-shrinking sadness. They were going to be like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp! Without the suck! Like David Fincher and Brad Pitt! Without the uh, abs! Perchance they’ll reunite yet.
‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ Trailer #2: John McClane is old.
Something odd about seeing an obviously weary Bruce Willis with moobs running around in ridiculous action sequences. It’s like the older the dude has gotten, the more preposterous the circumstances have become. Obviously an indication of the arc of Hollywood since the franchise premiere, but I definitely prefer the quieter, less WOWIE moments in the Die Hard flicks. What do you folks think? Peep the trailer, drop your impressions.
Boeing has new missile that DISABLES COMPUTERS as it flies by. Haunting ++
G’damn! Imagine if we put half the imagination as a people into advancing our species as we did designing new ways to eradicate? I imagine I’d be typing this on my holo-sight while drinking some Diet Dew and eating calorie-free pizza on Mars.
GRANT MORRISON looking suave sporting his badge from Prince Charles.
It isn’t every day that an intergalactic aliens-courting cross-dressing shaman gets a medal or some shit. So, today must be a rare day indeed. Grant Morrison has taken to Twitter to sport the rocking badge he was given by Prince Charles, an achievement that can only serve to prove how awesome the writer happens to be.
Andromeda has got that star cloud twinkle. Je t’aime.
Look at this beautiful sumbitch. Ain’t no party like a spiral galaxy party. Or something. Hit the textual mute on me and bask in the prettiness If you stroke it, it purrs.
BONE CLAWS all up in this image from ‘THE WOLVERINE.’ Also: veiny nonsense.
We get it. We get it. Hugh Jackman is ripped. We get it. Gosh dang it.
‘HALO 4’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: What is old is new again?
Maybe it’s because I’ve taken a few years off from the franchise, coupled with a new dev team, but I’m fucking excited for Halo 4. Am I the only one? Who doesn’t want to dress their significant other up as Cortana and rub maple syrup over their boobs or balls? I mean, really? How does that tie into the trailer? Shut up.
