#March2012

‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.

For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises  and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.

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Watch Joe Quesada show You How To Draw THE HULK In This ‘Master Class’ Video

Back in the day when he wasn’t running what feels like the entire goddamn Marvel Enterprise, Joe Quesada was an artist. A damn fine one, too. His work on Daredevil  during the Kevin Smith run was some of my favorite artwork during those early teen years of mine. Throughout the years as he has inherited more and more responsibility, Dude Quesada’s artwork has taken a back seat. Riffing on a segment that’s part of  Disney XD’s Marvel Universe programming block called “Master Class”, Quesada shows us how to draw the Hulk, while also showing off his radical skills.

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‘BLACK OPS 2’ Release Date And Multiplayer Details Leaked?

Dare it be hersey when I state that out of all of the Call of Duty  titles I’ve rubbed up against, Black Ops  has been my favorite? It jazzed a certain shade of my tits, and I spent a good amount of time enjoying this jazz. I always assumed that it was going to spawn a sequel, and deets on that second game may have leaked.

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More Evidence That Life Came To Earth First From COMETS. Space, Man.

Every sci-fi geek has at some point contemplate the idea that life on Earth was brought to the Blue Marble by some outside force. Be it Martians or mayhem. Now there’s new evidence to support the idea that a comet got this whole funny fucking thing called human existence started.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Drain The Commode With Your Throat

Ain’t nothing wrong came come from campus food, right? I mean…right? Except for diarrhea! Let’s blow mud together here in Views From The Space-Ship!

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‘FEZ’ Finally Has A Release Date. Indie Game Arousal Time!

Fez  has been in development for a long, long time. Not Half-Life 3  levels of development, but fuck if that game actually exists. Gabe Newell has deleted two different completed games called Half-Life 3  from Valve’s hard drives. Just cause he can! While that fat bastard ruins our lives, Polytron shall bring some happiness to us in a very short time.

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ANONYMOUS Threatens To Kill Entire INTERNET On March 31. Dream Big.

Anonymous has been on the rocks lately, with their leader selling them the fuck out, releasing an OS with malware or some shit, and other unfortunate incidents. They intend on rallying this Saturday by killing the internet. I suppose if you’re going to ball, ball hard.

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VIDEO: Ron Burgundy Announces ‘ANCHORMAN 2’ On ‘Conan’. The Well Is Dry.

I love Will Ferrell. I love Anchorman. You’d think that these two loves would glom onto one another in my heart and make a pants-explosion at the news that there is a sequel to the film coming. However, as much as I find this clip amusing, I’m wondering if its a sign that Willy Ferrell is running out of ideas.

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Batman Goes Apeshit.

To obtain my undergraduate degree, I attended a liberal arts school in Boston. As such, it was expected that I not only study the things that I’m interested in and want to make a career out of, but a bunch of other random shit as well. While initially seeming like a bad idea, it actually gave me the opportunity to learn some things that I never would’ve otherwise.

During one especially boring semester, I decided to take Computer Hacking 1101: Introduction to 1337 Systems. Although the class wasn’t applicable to anything I wanted to do in the long-term, I learned some cool tricks for stealing government information, manipulating my income tax returns, and contacting Morpheus. But the best thing I learned was how to hack into the SECRET FILES of my favorite companies.

What I now present is an actual document I obtained while hacking away at the servers over at DC Comics. From what I can tell, it is an actual promo poster that is going to be used for what could be the most sensational limited series of all time.

I mean, what a concept! What a creative team! Fuck, just check it out for yourself!

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1970’s Nintendo Advertising Is Straight-Up Rip-Off Mode

Back in the 1970’s, Nintendo wasn’t a console making machine. Naw, they made arcade games. Very similar to Space Invaders, but totally not a rip-off. Winky wink. Just keep walking. Unless you’re going to play. Then give them your quarters. All of them.

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